Challenge #7 Results : DJ CRAZY TRAIN'S HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARTY!

Challenge #7 Participants :

Glitch Twitch, Patrick B Vince, Ric Downing, Tonscher 01, Niamh Serendipity, Martin Godden, johnny morell, MAGENTA SKY, DANIELLE Charene, Ian H, Tommy Riddles Samson, Chris Reaney, Christy Campbell, North Dugan Douglas, Jimmy Forister, (Jimmy, jacks Forister, ryans), Invisible SuperGirl

Challenge #7 Results : 

This whole challenge turned into one crazy, trippin', awesomalicious party. Plus, through your guys entries, I realized it was DJ CRAZY TRAIN's Birthday this week. So I have decided to honor him, and dedicate this challenge to him. Happy Birthday DJ CRAZY TRAIN! Hope everyone enjoys your party.

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This compilation is titled :
DJ CRAZY TRAIN'S HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARTY!

Happy Birthday DJ Crazy Train!
I brought my hooka to smoke.
You sure don't have any tobacco?
Do you have any sacred tobacco?
I have a tasty magic blend.
Cherry flavor tobacco, grape and berry.
Colombian blong can cost a bomb,
But this shit is very good.
Really smells, much texture, much fine.
Well why didn't you say so!
Sacred tobacco is for pipe ceremony.
Peace pipe shown, pipe been cleaned.
The bong is now on, go.
Inhale in real deep hold...hold,
Let the smoke come all out,
Look like a fire smoke dragon.
Blow all your candles out too.
Make a wish hope it's good,
Make a wish, it came true.
Wishes come true sometimes they say.
Give you a wet licker Happy Birthday.
Breaking out the MUSICAL party chairs.
Hey everybody the party is ON!
Party like a rock star homes.
Bring your own bottle of spirits,
A present or two, Happy birthday,
And a bundle of festive balloons.
You gotta fight!! For your Right! 
To PARTY! ALL FRICKIN NIGHT Right?
Blown minds really sing songs,
After party at my house ya'll!
To the party we will arrive! 
What party favors will you bring?
Has anyone got a Lady Godiva?
Smoky, smoky, heavy, tokey, party favors!
Smoky, smoky, heavy, tokey, tokey, tokey!
All kinds of delicious awesome flavors!
I will bring some of this,
Some of that and Godiva chocolate,
Is a must for chocolate lust!
Lust is felt within the core,
Makes my body grow seven score,
Like wolf-men you hear my howl,
Then I start upon the prowl!
Joining others on the prowl, howling
Loudly at the full moon brightly,
Howl songs of four legged men,
Wolves of the Night We Are.
See the greatness in all around,
Many mighty voices standing in time.
Freedom is what we long for,
Family is protected with all cost,
I love all my misfit friends!
Rouse the wicked heathens from bed.
Not wicked, very powerful these misfits!
From last night's madness Twilight Zone,
With strippers and blonde midget fairies,
Playing with black and sorry witches.
Double your bubbles, brings about trouble,
Witches are in stitches, wickedly cackling.
A pinch of this froggy bat,
Casting spells and drinking fresh blood,
With blood curling wickedness spilling thoughts,
There's a DEVIL ABOUT! Looking OUT!
Devils beware! Misfits are here today!
Tommy Riddles Samson preacher's a comin'!
Magick spells you know of this?
For sure, fore sure, four sure,
Witches and I go way back!
For so many frighteningly chilling years,
I practice Wiccan religion, so there.
Bought myself a whistle and flute,
I've been watching extreme horror movies,
I will rage against the machine.
What witchery do we have HERE? 
A black cat and flying bat,
A BIG BLACK POINTY WITCH'S HAT!
Casting spells and cooking up potions,
Full moon calling at midnight light,
North and East, West and South,
Circle of protection I cast out!
A call is sent out tonight,
SendIng SOS Clan of the Wolf!
Flames of Fire Dragon for protection.
Magick Wand will conduct this ritual,
Calling forth all the Watch Towers.
Magick mirror, I gaze into it,
Pendulum tell me yes or no,
Stones and crystals around my home,
Guardians and guides, all animal helpers.
Magick Spells are always done good,
Magick Spells are always done right,
Power of Magick Protect Us Always,
Power of Magick Shield Us Always.
Powerful, precise, I'm prepared and prompt,
In the hay we wildly romped,
Her father came out angrily calling,
"Stop this Heathens, it is appalling!"
Shotgun aiming pulling up pants running,
No underwear, I left them gladly.
Heathens and Misfits, Crazy Horny Dogs,
Humping and Rumping in the hay.
Don't you know that is how,
Babies are made 1,2,3,
How many times will you last?
Magickal Wolves got lots of stamina,
Can howl and hump, rough and tough.
That's great news, we are building
A new group of Misfits pack.
New blood running deeply, happy thoughts.
My good friends really, too me
Friends are a symbol of greatness.
Even the ones that create mess!
Agreed done, so really well said,
Agreement is the key to peace.
We'll join our brothers, then increase.
The Boos will join our fight,
They all know what is right!
A warrior doesn't raise his fist,
Uses his brain as to resist!
Cut the hand spill the blood!
Spilling the krew on the floor.
Bloody angry footprints tracing the way,
Drop here a drip over there,
Drinking krew not witches brew.
You are beautiful you are divine!
Angels of Love Help Us always,
As we hold hands and journey,
Protect us through this dense fog.
Hold my hand, I will help,
Hold anothers hand, more the merrier.
We dream of peace on Earth.
Wonder why my halo is broken.
Why do I stand in the air?
Where do we fly to next?
In and out, thru space portals,
Swinging so high, touch the sky,
Riding high on happiness and clouds.
Who's gonna take the ride with
You in your hot air balloon?
Sailing across the amazing, sunny skies!
I like dancing on falling moons.
Star glazing, lip balm reapplying neatly,
Playing with stars, burning the fingers,
Stinging and zinging my bloody fingers.
Blood tastes like cool aid, yummy!
Lick, lick, slurp, gulp, swallow, sigh.
Now I can fly through jello!
Does flying jello need be blue?
Blue, read, yellow, only for fellows.
Color me this and rainbow blue,
Rainbows fill me with happy juice.
Sounds like YOU are slap happy!
Sleep is needed to be happy.
Enlightenment happens now 3... 2... 1...
Rain falls, sun shines, rain bows,
Rainy day wind blows leaves falling,
All around and to all ground.
Driving to the beach and chill,
Suntan skin, margarita in both hands.
Watching rainbows all around the sky,
Flashing lights off many lighting bolts,
Aurora Borealis cutting skies at night,
Paddles cut the cool crisp water,
Screeches of old owls into winds,
Like magick casting many, many spells.
The power that really all makes,
A real good time in place.
Meadows green, flowers red , turn wheel,
Too make all things spin instead.
Round and over so may be,
All is clean, can you see?
Clearing all the muck and goo.
You just won a million dollars!
My kingdom for a custard pie!
Black birds are mocking the pie!
Erupting the misgivings of fancy living.
Merry go rounds are not merry.
Mama never loved daddy, never cared.
Your mama has warned you not,
You're papa ain't nothing, going broke.
Great my girlfriend's clothes from London,
Just arrived for me to pay,
Whipping out Louis Vuitton leather wallet,
MAXING out another credit card line,
Whipping out another, hold on ladies,
Get in line with your own sugar daddy!
I finally run out of money,
I lost all my money partying,
So much drunken fun and games.
The poor man gave me money!
Finding out life ain't no joke
It is what it is right?
Love me or hate me agree?
Rubbish love, better than brilliant hate.
Make love and war...... lovely war.
Love everyone except the silly arses.
Love for one, Love for all,
All is love, all is light,
Love and light have no boundaries,
Lights shine brightly radiating within you,
Cosmic starseeds shining our inner lights,
Spread your love, shine your light,
Love to all I give freely.
Need some wine need some cheese,
I got high hopes aim and please.
Need your loving arms around me,
Don't want fur or fine luxuries,
All my dreams are coming true.
Next to you I'm most happy,
Bringer of joy bringer of laughter.
Lay down next to me baby,
Cuddle close, Kiss and caress me.
Love dovey, I know I am.
Do complete me, sexy sexy sexy.
Sexy is an adorable word spoken,
where love and lust is awoken.
But careful man, lower your tone,
This pretty woman is not alone.
There's provocation for her man's rage,
Like taunted animal in a cage.
So loving man please be aware,
Walk away to show you care!
Jack is coming I sense him.
All the ladies are in line.
He is the pimp daddy here.
Pulling out the wad of dough,
All the ladies say lets go.
Jack was on a business trip,
A world traveler, yes he is,
To here and there, always go,
Only resting one day a week,
Wheres he get all the energy,
Our Jack is back from 1806.
Noticing Johnny pinching my lady's ass,
A quick grope from behind her!
Vagina boob, pussay teets, muff man!
Just a manly man's afternoon snack.
Lemme cuddle you and sniff you!
Tickling arse and rolling in crap.
Roll around slow, come to quick.
I stepped in a pile of,
Shit f*ck lol ha balls f*ckin',
Shit on toast eat it fast!
Shit is frown but upside down.
To the crunch grab your bunch.
Lol not f*ckin' your bunch f*ck!
Up all night smoking and toking,
Burning and yearning til' twilight hours,
My eyes are crossed and bloody.
My blood is a tribal mix,
Proving I am a great hunter.
I went stalking the elk peoples,
Until my elk relatives pity me.
Off times long past on by,
Off old ways lost in time,
High in the clouds I go.
Who can play the shamans drum,
Play the beat with your heart,
To see the morning light sunglasses,
I put on with a thrust.
My dick is hard, tablet given,
Viagra think is what its called,
Too see if its all true,
Off what they told me too,
Wow don't understand how this be,
That tablet like this makes big.
Now your pipe is up high,
A tropical hurricane shows my desire.
Slippery is the hot shiny pole,
Tearing up that luscious hot body,
Until is stops with bloody rust,
Hope you got time to bust,
Over and over you will need.
Need help you let me know,
I took one too, oh f*ck,
Now what the f*ck I do?
Take a break to shimmy shake,
Dancing around, got rock music playing,
Shake that sexy thang Christy beb!
Jumping in and hopping all about.
Streak in the streets of mayhem.
Ric is a tease who pleases.
Ric dances the night away laughing.
The misfits dance craziest enough said!
Zoos full of monkeys, nothing more.
I like funky monkey petting zoo's.
Picnic in the park having fun.
Spread your peanut butter and jelly.
Eat a sandwich, drinking cooled milk.
Got milking stool, but no cow.
Do you like a tender loin?
Potato with sour cream and cheese?
Skip it all eat the sugar,
Sugar, sugar, oh, honey, honey, honey,
Sugar taste so sweet and yummy,
Strawberry cheesecake with drizzled white chocolate.
Pour the mimosa, not the wine.
Drinking a mimosa, eating Lucky Charms.
Beautiful morning. Top of the afternoon.
I like a Sunday morning brunch.
The bacon is sizzling very nicely,
Fried eggs in the pan lightly,
Bangers and sauerkraut, fish and chips,
Buttery toast and strawberry loving jam.
I just picked these fresh flowers,
To give to my lovely lady,
Going to start the day HAPPY,
Is that the sound of MUSIC?
The music of our heart vibrates,
Beautiful and brilliant, loving, sexy vibrations!
Flooding the airways with SEXY love!
Spilling in the air so sweetly.
Grabbing my girl for a dance,
Disco Dancin', swayin' left and right,
Shaky, shake, shake, and double twist,
Boom, shake, shake, shake the room,
A turn to the left spinning,
Then to the right, twisting shifty.
Candyman song is for you guys!
Blue Jean baby queen rock on,
Billie Jean dancing queen Michael Jackson.
Pole dancing, swaying to the music,
Music is quintessential for erotic dance.
Breaking out in Hammer TIME DANCE! 
You can't touch this! Laughingly dancing,
Tripping over a cracked floor board,
I fall down like a clown,
Rolling and giggling all around sweetly,
Giggle, giggle, I like to wiggle,
Jiggle, jiggle, your body does wiggle.
Swaying and playing sexy games, persuading.
Love is in the air tonight.
Roller Skating, holding hands so tight.
Pushing me on the tree swing.
Ride my bicycle to my boyfriends.
Sexy, sweet loving, hugging, touching, kissing.
Kissee, Kissee in the back seat,
Drive in movie playing some movie.
I'm over there and wearing underpants,
I like wearing Luminous green underwear!
Glowing underwear can be quite convenient,
Especially it when you are drunk!
Most of my tops are hooded,
Trainers or shoes, running or walking,
Can't get horse shoes to fit me ,
My flip flops just flop flop,
I've thirty socks, only two match,
My feet always follow my head.
I'm writhing this with my foot,
I'm writhing this with one hand ,
Can't say what I'm using now ,
But my hands are all free.
Make that a man size one,
My bad, I didn't see 'it',
A constant sentence in my life!
Good to know so we grow,
Doctor a day keeps apples away,
Apple on head makes William tell,
Shakespeare really makes my spear shake,
Walked up the apples and pears.
Going to put nappy on dog,
Puggy puggy puggy Love and Light,
Puggy puggy sleeping on a rug,
Rubbing my puggy's little fat tummy.
Pickle rolled away chased by kitty,
Tickle tickle find that little pickle,
Hiding shyly inside that bloody nickel,
A shiny nickel for a pickle,
Your pickle worth more than nickel,
Make you holler for a dollar,
Munching on that pickle, wishing for
Another nickel, sweet and sour
By the hour, pickles are yummy,
I like pickles juicy and salty,
Making a mess of my clothes,
Dripping pickle juice on my toes,
Kitty licks it up so good,
A salty treat tastes so nice,
Now I gave a kitty's licking,
Such a pretty kitty sweetly purring,
Purrring, licking, loving, soft and warm,
Furry little kitty easy to please,
Tickled her nose, made her sneeze.
Kitten sneezing, an achoo (or two),
Nose tingles, nose twitches, so adorable,
I sneeze, pass the tissue please,
Penguin runs to wipe your nose,
Trips over his own webbed toes,
Falls flat on his beaked nose.
Sex, sex, sex what is next!?
Some need an sos pad badly.
Filthy little minds call a preacher!
Hope so very f*cking very soon.
Try and help were all concerned,
Too help build this place up,
The way its supposed to be.
Happy, fun and relaxing saying anything,
Without being bullied or hated on,
Too stop all hurting ever again,
Lets all bring love back again,
In too this wonder full place.
Cunningly funny, randomly random, insanely brainless,
Mind fried dirty pliable silly putty,
Brains slip on a banana peel,
Splattered into noodles and gobbled up,
It tasted like eggs and candy,
So tasty like fried banana chips!
Misfits are getting eaten daily..YIKES! 
Another one bites the dust!
Mind control over matter doesn't mattered! 
1, 2, 3, hide and seek,
4, 5, 6, who's missing next? 
7, 8, 9, I'm feeling fine,
10, it's going all to Hell!
Please let my crew mates return,
Where have all the Misfits gone!?
Sleeping Misfits makes for poor nonsense.
Sleep in nude or with clothes?
Touch it every night or no?
Is your balls made of pussy?
Do you beat your meat hard?
Long and hard, short and sweet?
Questions are never answered of course!
Do you want to play today?
I brought my skate board yo.
We should play hide n seek.
Let's go swimming at Ric's pool,
Jumping, swimming in the refreshing pool!
Happy people splashing water all around.
Margaritas on the patio yummy, yummy.
Sun tan, pretty suits, sexy bodies.
Katy Perry playing on the radio.
I'm Slipping on some cherry coke!
Playing with a Pringle's can strumming,
Kicking the can down the road.
That old crumbling moldy dark house,
Emptiness.. There's really nothing in it,
Inside was by far most terrifying ,
Tiny small window letting nothing in,
Spider's web stretching across the hallway,
Craving pumpkins luminescent against the night.
Trick or treating, grabbing the candy,
I'm Halloweening old school hauntingly calling.
There goes a ghost to spook,
He just rolled over playing dead,
Halloween ghost clowning scaring little girls,
Boo booing, scaring, screaming, running, falling,
Pulling little girls pigtails and running,
Before there mommies can catch you,
And make them nutcracker you back,
Screaming like a little chubby girl.
She is pissed off with you,
Well I'm sure she'll forgive me,
Time heals everything, except for deadlines,
Dead lines better than live lines.
Go with the flow not against,
You gotta let go and relax,
Try and hang experience the Bang,
No judging here we are Free.
Hippy chicks live a relaxed life,
Happy hippy small d*ck big snippy.
Mass is a matter of fact.
Code is an expression of speech.
Pig English is very crazy making ,
All that oinking getting pretty loud.
Mindless programming coming in three years,
Four yrs if we f*ckin' lucky!
Implants rebooting self control never happened,
Must obey, must report, must listen,
My compete MADNESS is setting in,
Rubber room me all tied Up,
There is an echo in here,
Whispers of the knife echoes nostalgia,
With my knife I took his life,
Roses are dead violets are glue, 
I've got that wrong boo hoo,
The patter of rain dulls spirits.
He does stew over midnight Blues.
Misunderstood Possibly. Fast learners? Most Definitely.
Let's have another go at this.
Back to being super duper FUNNY!
A man walked into a room,
And goes up to the bartender ,
Bar says I'm holdin' yous up,
Bartender says youa gonna shoota me!
Have a drink at the bar,
Make mine a double Jack Daniels. 
Watching women making eye contact seductively,
She's staring at my big ear ,
Checking out your big diamond stud.
A brightly sun supernova can flair,
The luminosity of her golden hair,
Says to me that in hindsight,
For my heart she would fight!
HER love is real, kisses she
Brings, sends my heart into a
Pitter patter, serving love on a platter.
Pink punk pleases proper piano player,
A bottle of red, a bottle
Of rum, play on piano man.
You have been a wonderful audience,
I'm available for weddings, funerals, BarMitzvahs,
Hope this helps you all today,
I'm here all week, good night,
Time is an illusion you understand.